Dear annoying asshat,
You not only can’t take a motherfucking hint, but you also insinuate that I need you to protect me.
May I remind you that I thank you for the endless hours on entertainment by not killing you.Cordially,
The person you chronically misgender.
P. S. you write poetry like old people fuck.
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“here’s looking at you, kid” by anatol knotek
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New Deadpool #29 — In which Steve Rogers takes one for the team and sits on Deadpool’s lap.
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you are one of my favorite people. like, ever.
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Jesus looks very anticipating there. “Yes, come to me giant sky dick. …OH GOD DAD NO I DIDN’T…STOP. WHY.”
:3
See this is why I like tumblr. Most of my friends would look at it for a minute, roll their eyes and look away. Y’all appreciate this shit.
Q:I would, but you always so busy, and I always bother you. Is okay, I stand from afar and watch you blog nice stuff.
Anonymous
Pfft I am never bothered by receiving attention, I’m a whore that way. If you ever want my attention, just holla <3
to any of my followers that find me intimidating:
- I’m more scared of you than you are of me.
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soo me
I was going to post a different photo but then I saw that one. I wish I’d stuck to the original now.
Q:Grey.
Anonymous
Start a conversation with me. <3
Happy birthday, Pierre Gustave Toutant Beauregard. On this day, May 28th in 1818, Gustave was born in Louisiana and would soon become the Confederate general who captured Fort Sumter.
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You now have only your butts to keep you company, and only yourself to blame.
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